I should have just went back to bed when I pulled the frozen bread out of the freezer and whacked myself in the face with it. But I didn’t…
I’m a class act.
Let me tell you.
So, today I am doing my dishes. As usual, I have a few that need to be hand washed.
(a Starbucks cup and lid.) I fill the sink for my small load and put my not so manicured hands into the water, (brought back sooo many memories of when the ducks were babies and I would bathe them in the sink. Bless those ducks…where ever they are.)

Cup- wash, rinse
Lid- wash, hey what the…. my water is draining, quit belly aching and finish your task, rinse
Cup- dry
Lid- dry
Mission accomplished.
I go to put them away however, I can not get the lid on the cup.
Actually, the lid will not fit. After closer examination I learn that was
not in fact, the lid to the cup. It was the plug for the drain.

Just a few minutes later I am asked if I know the Artist of the song I am listening to. Is this a flippin’ trick question? “Of course I know.”
“Who?”
“….I just can’t remember….right now….”
“Guess”
Get over it, I know already!
“Sonny Bono”… “you know, U2″
“What!?”
Oh my gosh…. leave me alone. Do you not know I just washed dishes?
“Sonny Bono… U2″
WAHAHA! WAHAHA!
“Did you mean Sonny and Cher of U2?”
Are you that much of an idiot???
“Or did did you mean Bono of U2?”
So F.Y.I. Even Better Than The Real Thing is by Bono of U2.
Never make the mistake I made…you will never hear the end of it!

Oh, and a bird pooped on my head. True story!
I’m over today….until tomorrow…

(it was a big bird too!)