How dry I am, I how wet I’ll be
If I don’t find that bathroom key
I found the key now where’s the door
Now it’s too late…it’s on the floor.
I drove to Ventura today to stay with one of my bestest friends whom I haven’t seen in almost a year. She had to work but “the back door would be unlocked.” Of course I had to pee the last 30 minutes of the 90 minute drive, but I could wait because “the back door would be unlocked.” Here I sit in my car, my Verizon USB720 cord hanging out my window, my eyes bulging out because the “back door wasn’t unlocked.” My car is shaking to rhythm of my tapping feet. People are staring. It’s not a pretty sight. So go to a gas station and use the facilities already….I’m scared. She lives on the beach and parking is minimal, if I leave I may have to parallel when I return. That’s not a pretty sight either. So with the nosy people wondering why I am sitting in my car with an Verizon USB720 cord hanging out my window, bulging eyes, and a car shaking to rhythm of my tapping feet I take this opportunity to share with you my wonderful Mothers Day gift. Don’t be jealous. Is this not the cutest thing you have ever seen? I love monkeys, I collect dolls. Wa-la…perfect gift! I named Her Bella but after reading her certificate I learned her name was Jingles. I call her Jingle Bella. Not to be confused with Jingle Balls.
So check back soon…I’ll let you know how the pee situation and all turned out.
Peece,