ALL PUNS INTENDED

1. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

3. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

6. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

8. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

10. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wish es she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

11. And finally, there was the girl who sent twenty different puns to her friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

- Being happy doesn’t mean everything’s perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections!