…if you are one of my children or parents.

It can be so annoying, it can be irritating. It can be down right embarrassing. Hopefully this subject will never be included in my book. So far so good.
O.k., how shall I proceed without making anyone blush? I will be as delicate as my genius mind allows me….you will understand why I’m a genius in a second. *deep breath*
I address this subject on behalf of all woman. Why? Because that’s the kind of gal I am.
So…a f-e-w of my friends, who wish to remain anonymous have recently come to me expressing a sensitive issue. As I turn 11 shades of red, I ask, “why do you burden me with your problems?” Uh-hm…what I mean is, “why are you sharing such personal information with me and what do you expect me to do??” I shake my head, really wondering what this world is coming to. “Heidi, you are very smart, beautiful and trustworthy and if anyone could come up with a solution it would be you.” (O.k., not really…I just added that!) But dog-gone it, these are my friends and owe it to Laurie and Wendy I mean my anonymous friends to do everything in my power to help them with this….sensitive issue. I put on my thinking cap (hence, the genius mind) dig out the books, head to the laboratory, pull out my drafting table and a product is born!

A romantic evening with your love,
Cloud 9…you’re floating far above
You just can’t get him off your mind
Discomfort grows, with the time
It’s annoying, though it’s just a drip
But I’ve brought to you… just the trick!

A new feminine hygiene product…perfect for the day after!
*please note- through my research some asked,”what if you dont
wear panties?” Work with me here folks, improvise! I can’t think
of everything!!