Gretchen Rossi appears less than chipper and not quite on her game in this interview with T.V. Guide. Poor thing, I could only imagine how exhausting her life is being a fame whore celebrity and all. It’s evident by her answers, she is either suffering from fatigue, or she just didn’t have a clear understanding of the questions. Although, I’m sure you already know what she meant to say, I thought I would help clarify a few things. Gosh, I really hope she’s feeling better soon!
What ended up happening with Tamra and your ‘boyfriend’ at the end of the season?
Well, Jay and I were fine for awhile, he even met a few of the other wives which was kind of cool. He dumped my ass broke up with me February 9th though. I have to admit, when Tamra called us out on The Reunion Show, I kind of freaked out and denied Jay was my boyfriend. (Now that I think about it, I had originally told Jay I defended him when his name was brought up. Whoops!) Now, I didn’t want everyone to know to look like a liar and lose that whole fame whore celebrity status thing I had going on, so I just said Tamra was lying and then went with the stalker story. I tried to cover all my bases by getting a restraining order. I said Jay had threatened my life, stole “pictures” from me, you know, was trying to make money off my name, just little things like that. I don’t really think too many people are buying it, but that’s how I roll…this is all about me, not them!
(Obviously, our exhausted fame whore celebrity has a case of the brain farts. Now between you and me, I would have stuck with one story. Didn’t she say on the premier that the “pictures” were taken during her Britney Spears moments-hanging out with the wrong crowd-dark place? Also, how would Jay steal the “pictures” if she wasn’t dating him? Details, details)
So you’re dating Slade now, how did that happen so fast? And now he’ll be on the show?
Well, you got that right! Slade’s actually a big reason Jay dumped my ass broke up with me. Besides my family, Slade was the only one that called every day to see if I was o.k…not that I always picked up the phone. Most of the time I was out with Jay having fun, whether it was going to get a tattoo, going to dinner, Bass Lake, or just hanging out on a yacht with the new wife, Alexis. Slade and I have been friends for like 8 years, many people probably don’t know that. It really didn’t surprise me when he wanted to shack up hang out all the time before Jay even had a chance to move any of his stuff out…that reminds me, I need to finish cleaning out the garage.
Yes, of course he’s on the show. That’s a given…what else would he do? We have a lot in common, we both love thepaparazzi photography, talking in baby voices and neither one of us really like to take resposibility for our actions. There were 2 other wives Slade had shacked up hung out with but they aren’t there anymore. You know how they say the third one’s a charm, I don’t believe for a minute that is the case for us. It’s not like Jeff’s my money is going to last forever!
You and Tamra have a confrontation in the Season 5 Premier. How does that come about?
Yeah we did. She just doesn’t stop. All I ever hear is how tired she is of hearing all the lies, the conflicting stories and being caught in the middle. Is she kidding me? I have to tell those lies and then try to keep them all straight. I told her at the Season 4 Reunion to say that Jay in an old boyfriend, because that’s what I was going with.
(Uh-oh, I smell hear suspect another brain fart coming on. We know it’s about you Gretchen but sticking to just one story would be so much easier. How will you explain the date you said you met here?)
She just needs to shut the F up, everyone needs to shut the F up. I really don’t care who my lies affect. It’s about me…I am the victim.
